shootingstr
There would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.
For Kevin: and every other freaking college kid
Bud Light presents:
"Today we salute you, FaceBook Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed in to your stalk-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340,659 "friends." So go ahead, crack open a ice cold bud light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Face Book Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."
"Today we salute you, FaceBook Addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed in to your stalk-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 340,659 "friends." So go ahead, crack open a ice cold bud light, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Face Book Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party."
No New Friends - New Friends Today
